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This internet is a tricky internet

This is a place holder for my next update.. I'm currently drafting a script for a documentary about Internet Filtering.

Earlier at the CERN labs

• Scientist 6: "I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard analysis procedures today."
• Scientist 7: "Yes, but with good reason. This is a rare opportunity for us."
• Scientist 6: "And, potentially, the most unstable."
• Scientist 7: "Now, now, if you follow standard operating procedure, everything will be fine."
• Scientist 6: "I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely."
• Scientist 7: "We doesn't need to hear all this, we're all highly trained professionals and I've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong."
• Scientist 6: "Ah...yes, you're right, we have complete confidence."
• Scientist 7: "Well, go ahead."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

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